| (00111001) binary's in your network, stealing your files. |
[09 Jan 2010|11:58pm] |
[HEIST FILTER + VISIBLE TO SVETLANA]
First and foremost--does anyone need further medical assistance? I'm obviously not a nurse, but my parents were both secret agents who needed to patch themselves up in a pinch. I know some things. Are you all bound up okay? Need any snacks or makeshift pillows?
Hello, techno-smörgåsbord. I've always loved computer labs. It's hard to describe, but it sort of feels like I've put my brain in a jacuzzi. A lot of mental stimulation. I'm pulling as much data as I can. Because we weren't really--given adequate time to prepare for being suffocated, crash-landed, and attacked in the crazyhouse, I couldn't bring any of my modified USB drives. I've had to store these files in my own memory, which fortunately, is diligently-maintained. I'm uploading these to your PDAs now. We're going to face some kind of super-equipped robot called the REX, and we're going to need all the intel we can get. I could maybe try accessing a main computer, but the circuits seem to be hardwired in too complex a manner for the solution--or the path to the solution--to be so simple.
And look, I know I'm not the epitome of motivational speakers--but it's going to be all right. We're going to be all right. We're going to finish this job, and then we're going home. Probability is And if VILLAIN has something to say about that, well--I think we could figure out some very specific ways to make people's lives a special kind of hell.
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| (00111000) binary hasn't lost a case in years, and isn't going to start now. |
[04 Jan 2010|05:53pm] |
[HEIST FILTER]
This air quality is completely terrible; looks like the dead rats up in here would agree if they weren't, you know, dead.
ETA 1: Wait, where did you all go?
ETA 2: Never mind, I can hear you.
ETA 3: Worst way to enter a house ever; thank you, helicopter dropoff.
ETA 4: Guys, I think we're going in circles (?).
ETA 5: [SVETLANA]
I HACKED HIS NETWORK I just hacked his net We're in business; I just hacked his network. I just hacked Incapability Brown's network! Oh, my God!!!!!
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| (00110100) binary thinks this is -- surprisingly all right. |
[29 Aug 2009|05:05pm] |
post-zombie apocalypse letter:
dear parents,
please submit your credit cards for replacement shoe-shopping, to be used at my leisure. these shoes were very nice, and while zombie blood gives them a certain je ne sais quoi, i don't think potential employers and friends of family would see them as badges of honor the way i do.
xoxo,
darcy justine.
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| (00110010) binary is generous. |
[26 Apr 2009|03:27pm] |
According to a cursory analysis this morning, at least 5 computers on this network were at risk for system shutdown. I've cleaned out the worms, bad clusters, and about 30 GB total of Norton AntiVirus log duplicates (Norton isn't supposed to create new virus definition logs every time it scans, by the way; I've fixed that for you, too.) You're welcome.
If anyone has computer problems they'd like to bring to my attention, I'm taking a break from my Big Sister act and assorted projects to play good Samaritan. Submit your requests tout de suite.
Yours in 24/7 network creeping,
DJT.
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| (00110001) binary checks in with a couple of her favorite people. |
[05 Mar 2009|12:31am] |
I'm Darcy, third year cape. I talk to computers.
Apart from sampling the latest buffet of cat macros, I enjoy long walks in cyberspace, virtual piña coladas, and getting caught in lolstorms. I can occasionally be bribed with interesting website links to defragment/fix your computers, but only if you can surprise me.
So, hello. As the nerd-lingo goes, I'm in ur Internets, scannin ur dataz. In the most benign way possible, of course.
( Juliet )
( Sveta )
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